Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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