before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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