You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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