Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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