Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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