Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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