My hair reeks of homosexuality.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Vodka?
Forever.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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