And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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