Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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