Ambien. No doubt about it.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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