If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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