i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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