well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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