I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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