Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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