I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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