But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
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was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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