We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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