do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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