why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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