Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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