operation harelip BJ is a go
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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