Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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