he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
bring money and cleavage
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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