If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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