nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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