I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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