i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
now i know why i became what i already was.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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