I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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