okay pat passed out under dana's car
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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