I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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