I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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