that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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