Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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