Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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