I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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