There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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