I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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