Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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