By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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