I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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