You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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