I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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3 2 1 whiskey
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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