I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish my penis had an off switch
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
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her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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