Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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