HIV tests are more positive than that guy
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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