Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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