Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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