I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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