Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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